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5.1.06 09:07


My 7s

For those of you who might be interested and at the request of lovely Topo and Butterfly, I hereby disclose something about me in the form of 'seven'.


Seven things to do before I die
It reminds me of those More about me Q/As as part of my 20six registration. This one is equally odd. How could one possibly portray a picture of things he plans to do and shortlist only seven? But for your anticipation, I would assume that the seven things I would do before I die, in order of occurence, would be:
1) Write my will in which the Seven Things To Do In My Nextlife is detailed.
2) Seal the Will with a pink envelope and sign
3) Skim through all my photo albums
4) Talk to my children and my children's children and ask them not to weep at my grave after I die
5) Take my 2nd-to-last breath
6) My entire life flashes before my eyes
7) Take my last breath


Not really, no. I mean how am I supposed to know the last seven things that might happen in my life? If it were something like 'Seven things to accomplish in my life' then that will make sense. And I shall release another version as follows:
1) Read as many books as I can, all kinds of
2) Serve as a voluntary teacher at a primary/high school in some imporverished place
3) Find the one who stirs up my desire to spend the rest of my life with and get married
4) Maintain and last the marriage until we pass away
5) A trip to Tibet with her
6) Have Mount Qomolangma at my feet
7) Be financially viable


Again, these are rubbish. Well, I mean some of them could be goals beyond reach. The only one that is most likely to materialise is perhaps the seventh. Seriously, who doesn't want a life with no real budgetary concerns to distract you when you are trying to do better in bed the night before you and your significant other half are scheduled to go shopping? Ah well.

Seven things I cannot do
Probably there are a thousand times more things I can't do. So let's make it 'Seven things I am unable to do'
1) Have wet dreams every night
2) Run three marathons back to back
3) Slam dunk with no other assistance
4) Be as tall as Yao Ming
5) Mind my food and the TV programme simultaneously
6) Master 7 different human languages
7) Hate the one I love


Let my redicule and stupidity continue.


Seven things that attracted me to blogging
I'm afraid there is only one thing that seduced me to the breasts of blogging: practice my written English. No more reasons other than that. So there won't be another six to be listed.


Seven things I say most often
Before I proceed please be advised that I am a boy with some lingering vile taste and the languages I speak are four: Mandarin, Bad Mandarin, English and Bad English. My languages are sometimes, accroding to the generally accepted universal polite expression code, considered to be quite vulgar. So ...
1) Kao(靠，as 'Shit')
2) WTF
3) Shit
4) F***
5) Hao Ba(好吧，as 'OK' or 'Fine')
6) Mei shi, Mei shi(没事没事，as 'That's all right')
7) Bugger


Of course, as other paternal gentlemen with ostensible curtesy, the chance of using these curses is limited. But it doesn't mean I wouldn't like to have a go under some disreputable circumstances.


Seven books that I love (In order of preference)
1) [Insert favourite book No.1 here]
2) [Insert favourite book No.2 here]
3) [Insert favourite book No.3 here]
4) [Insert favourite book No.4 here]
5) [Insert favourite book No.5 here]
6) [Insert favourite book No.6 here]
7) Interview With The Vampire by Anne Rice
I can only name the books ranked 8th to 14th. At this point, I begin to feel a bit pointless and helpless. Sorry Topo ... and Butterfly...


Seven movies I love (only English movies to be listed here, in no particular order)
1) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
2) Forrest Gump
3) The Shawshank Redemption
4) Schinder's List
5) Se7en
6) Van Helsing
7) Interview With The Vampire


No more comment here. Just go on and check it yourself.


Seven people I want to join in


Name ommited since I will feel guilty if any of my candidates suffered a hard time seeking answers...


 


My apologies. This is to all, for I have been quite sarcastic tonight. Ahem.
8.1.06 20:15


Kids...oh kids... childish answers, but cute

KIDS IN SCHOOL THINK FAST.....


TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
_____________


TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
______________


TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
9.1.06 16:50


20six's suicidal move

You know what I'm talking about.
12.1.06 17:28